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From penis-shaped pools to HAIR portraits – the funniest hotel fails

THE very least you expect from a hotel room is a window – even if it looks out on a car park. But even that is apparently considered a perk by some establishments. In the era of TripAdvisor and social media, you’d think most hotels would up their game – but many around the world […]

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THE very least you expect from a hotel room is a window – even if it looks out on a car park.

But even that is apparently considered a perk by some establishments.

A new online picture gallery has rounded up some of the funniest hotel fails in recent years
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In the era of TripAdvisor and social media, you’d think most hotels would up their game – but many around the world can still provide some serious accommodation fails.

A new online picture gallery has rounded up some of the funniest hotel disasters in recent years.

Thanks to camera phones and Facebook – a dodgy room doesn’t just mean a bad night’s sleep these days.

Instead, it can provide giggles for millions around the world.

The air vent in this hotel bathroom isn't going to be much use
The air vent in this hotel bathroom isn’t going to be much use
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From bedrooms without windows, to penis-shaped swimming pools – there are some real clangers out there.

Not to mention the hotels that think it’s acceptable to put a glass wall between the bedroom and the toilet.

Some of the building problems are so silly that you have to wonder if the architect held a grudge when designing the properties.

Read on to see some of the funniest fails… and what to look out for when booking next year’s summer holidays…

The swimming pool at this hotel has a very rude design
The swimming pool at this hotel has a very rude design
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This see-through en-suite could prove very awkward for anyone sharing the room
This see-through en-suite could prove very awkward for anyone sharing the room
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Another hotel room for those couples who can't bear to be separated for one moment
Another hotel room for those couples who can’t bear to be separated for one moment
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The art in this hotel room is more likely to give guests nightmares than sweet dreams
The art in this hotel room is more likely to give guests nightmares than sweet dreams
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There are some instances when it really isn't the thought that counts
There are some instances when it really isn’t the thought that counts
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And the award for most pointless hotel object goes to...
And the award for most pointless hotel object goes to…
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We're pretty sure no one has ever wanted top know what they look like when sat on the loo
We’re pretty sure no one has ever wanted to know what they look like when sat on the loo
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At first glance this seems like a very silly design - but then who'd be on the loo with the door open anyway?
At first glance this seems like a very silly design – but then who’d be on the loo with the door open anyway?
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We thought hotel entrances were supposed to be welcoming
We thought hotel entrances were supposed to be welcoming
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This hotel bath is a disaster waiting to happen
Surely the plumber should have just stopped mid-job when he realised the tap was too small for this hotel bath
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So that's what hotel cleaners do with all the plughole hair
So that’s what hotel cleaners do with all the plughole hair
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With all those taps you'd think they'd have gone for a slightly deeper basin
With all those taps you’d think they’d have gone for a slightly deeper basin
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Trippy is the exact opposite of what you want for a stairs pattern
Trippy is the exact opposite of what you want for a stairs pattern
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When they said the view was a bit rubbish, we didn't know they meant it literally
When they said the view was a bit rubbish, we didn’t know they meant it literally
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One man's art is another man's... loo roll
One man’s art is another man’s… loo roll
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That's one way of putting people off hogging the wifi
That’s one way of putting people off hogging the wifi
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We're not sure why they even bothered with the window
We’re not sure why they even bothered with the window
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We're betting a few guests have tried to get up there when drunk
We’re betting a few guests have tried to get up there when drunk
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We're betting there have been some falling outs in this room
Well…. we guess it’s convenient?
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Fair enough
Fair enough
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This Disneyland fan has just ridden his favourite ride for the 10,000th time 

FORGET Mickey and Mini – for one Disney fan there’s only one reason to visit Disneyland… the Radiator Springs Racers ride. Jon Hale from California has now ridden the Cars-themed ride more than 10,000 times. He first rode the attraction on June 10, 2012, which means that he has ridden it an average of 2,000 […]

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FORGET Mickey and Mini – for one Disney fan there’s only one reason to visit Disneyland… the Radiator Springs Racers ride.

Jon Hale from California has now ridden the Cars-themed ride more than 10,000 times.

Jon Hale from California has now ridden the Radiator Springs Racers ride more than 10,000 times
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He first rode the attraction on June 10, 2012, which means that he has ridden it an average of 2,000 times a year.

Jon loved it so much on his first time that he rode it again seven times that day.

He went back a few hundred times and then by the 999th time, the cast members started to wait for him at the gate – even jumping in for the 1,000th ride.

The local ABC News came down for the 2,000th ride and after a while it just grew into a mission to hit the 10,000 mark.

Jon first rode the Disneyland attraction on June 10, 2012, which means that he has ridden it an average of 2,000 times a year
Jon first rode the Disneyland attraction on June 10, 2012, which means that he has ridden it an average of 2,000 times a year
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He even set up a blog called jons1000racers so the general public could keep track of his efforts.

He even keeps track of which car he rides each time.

Speaking on his blog after completing his 10,000th ride, he said: “The support [of the cast members] kept me coming back for more rides.

“It was after the 5,000th ride that I knew I wanted to reach 10,000.

“It is a good round number.”

Cast members now join him on the ride for the big milestone numbers
Cast members now join him on the ride for the big milestone numbers
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He continued: “This year was the most crowded of all the years of racing – I went on 2,823 times in 2016 but only 1,610 times so far this year.”

He isn’t planning on stopping anytime soon either.

Jon added: “We will see what the rest of the year holds for me.

“I know I need to reach 10,101 on December 8 and continue on from there.”

He even set up a blog called jons1000racers so the general public could keep track of his efforts
He even set up a blog called jons1000racers so the general public could keep track of his efforts
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Chain hotels are keeping ‘no-stay’ lists with the names of guests who nick things from the rooms

MOST guests see the miniatures of shampoo and conditioner as fair game when on holiday – taking them back home as souvenirs of their break. Others even stretch to a pair of the white slippers that are loaned to guests at posher hotels. In fact, more than £5m of bathrobes are stolen from UK hotels […]

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MOST guests see the miniatures of shampoo and conditioner as fair game when on holiday – taking them back home as souvenirs of their break.

Others even stretch to a pair of the white slippers that are loaned to guests at posher hotels.

Hotels are increasingly adding troublesome guests who steal things like bathrobes to ”no-stay lists’
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In fact, more than £5m of bathrobes are stolen from UK hotels a year – and eight in ten guests have admitted to taking something from the room as a souvenir of their stay.

But getting a bit too light-fingered could cause you some serious problems down the line.

Most of the time, hotels don’t chase the offender for payment of stolen items like dressing gowns and coffee mugs.

That’s mainly for two reasons – not only is it very hard to pinpoint which guest stole something, but they also often factor theft into their annual budget.

More than £5m of bathrobes are stolen from UK hotels a year
More than £5m of bathrobes are stolen from UK hotels a year
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But, that doesn’t mean it won’t cause you a headache – because hotels are increasingly adding troublesome guests to “no-stay lists”.

NBC has reported that many hotels have a database of names that they refuse to host again.

If that is a large chain then things could get tricky, as some companies actually exchange their lists with other hotel companies too.

One former hotel work told the news website: “Get in trouble at a Hilton in Miami, for example, and you may find it hard to get a reservation at a Holiday Inn in Seattle.”

Many hotels have a database of names that they refuse to host again
Many hotels have a database of names that they refuse to host again
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While guests are mainly blacklisted for abusing staff, leaving without settling the bill or causing damage to the property, stealing the towels can also get you banned.

There is even a UK-wide blacklist database called Guestscan that allows smaller independent hotels and B&B’s to access a “no-stay list” of dodgy guests, with thousands of businesses signed up.

While this may seem like an overreaction for guests who simply want to take a tiny memento of their holiday, businesses say that even the smallest of thefts really start to add up.

On hotelier called Richard Gale said on Quora: “Main losses are small value items, like tea spoons.

“Even when we provide plastic ones, the thieving ba*****s still manage to take our classy ones, to the tune of about 300 a year.”

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You’ve been reclining your plane seat all wrong – this is the angle most likely to induce sleep on a flight

THERE are two types of people – those who can sleep on planes and those who spend hours staring at the seat in front of them. If you do find it tough to get some kip on a flight, there are some simple tricks that can help you nod off – starting with the incline […]

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THERE are two types of people – those who can sleep on planes and those who spend hours staring at the seat in front of them.

If you do find it tough to get some kip on a flight, there are some simple tricks that can help you nod off – starting with the incline of your chair.

The best seat position for snoozing in economy is only ‘slightly reclined’ as it gives more support to your lower back

Andrew Lawrence, president of the Chiropractors Association of Australia, says the most conducive position for snoozing in economy is only “slightly reclined.”

Passengers should then put a cushion at the base of the spine to help maintain the lumbar curve and reduce pressure at the junction of lower back and pelvis.

Andrew told Escape: “As far as the skeleton is concerned, the pelvis – specifically the ischia or the hard bony things we sit on – and the area where the spine and pelvis meet are under the greatest pressure when we’re sitting upright and awake.

“But when we sleep the neck takes the biggest pressure.”

The best position for reclining is about halfway, which gives assistance with holding the head in place but doesn’t put too much backward pressure on the hips
Reclining about halfway  gives assistance with holding the head in place but doesn’t put too much backward pressure on the hips
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He continued: “The best position for reclining is about halfway, which gives assistance with holding the head in place but doesn’t put too much backward pressure on the hips.”

The chair incline isn’t the only game changer when it comes to getting rest on planes – it turns out that the vast majority of passengers are also wearing their travel pillows wrong too.

Dr Michael Breus – or The Sleep Doctor as he’s known to US television audiences — is one of the world’s leading sleep experts and a pro when it comes to sleeping in transit.

He told News.com.au that we should really be turning those pillows upside down.

If you have a U-shaped neck pillow, turn it around so the bottom of the U is under your chin
If you have a U-shaped neck pillow, turn it around so the bottom of the U is under your chin
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He said: “And one thing I tell my clients is that if you have a U-shaped neck pillow, turn it around so the bottom of the U is under your chin.

“That’s because your head tends to bob which will wake you up, and by rotating the pillow it stops your head from bobbing.”

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